Vandalia Illinois Motels

Open Question: I accidently killed a hooker?

Now I'm trying not to panic. She just wouldn't shut the hell up ok? Ok?! Well let me start from the beginning. I tell her I'll spend as high 100 dollars. But not much more. I'm not cheap. I'm just careful with money. But she raises the bar. "130 bucks" she says. Is she out of her mind? It ended up being 130 or nothing. She's not a high class whore here. Come on! I'd rank her a 6/10. Split ends. Broken fingernails. A strange horizontal scar over her abdomen. I've seen better hookers in my day. So we go up to the 3rd floor of the crack head ridden, blue cheese smelling motel. Hannie's Motel it is. It's on 342 south buffalo drive, Springfield Illinois in case you were curious. The incident happened in room 67. I needed to go to the sink to wash my face off. It's been a long hard days at work. This crappy motel had no air conditioning. Whatever was flowing through those vents, I'm not sure. It smelled like a dead rat was lodged in there. I'd rather not be too curious. And as I grab for the towell that's on the rack next to the sink, I see this strange fluffy neon pink cord just whisk over my neck. I thought this hooker was trying to kill me! Unfortunately for her, my blink-of-an-reflexes and extreme paranoia caused me to elbow strike her right in her mouth. She was knocked back and she fell out through the open window. If only that window wasn't just a gaping hole in the wall, and was actually a window, this would have never of happened. Now she's laying dead in the middle of the alley. With all these forensics these days... how am I going take care of this mess?

Resolved Question: Doesn't this describe what's really going on with our economy?

The economy our DC politicians are insulated from? This is good. It's a slow day in a little Illinois town. The sun is beating down, and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit............. On this particular day a rich tourist from back east is driving through town. He stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night. As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher. The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer. The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel. The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit. The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner. The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything. At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, picks up the $100 bill, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town. No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with great optimism. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Governments conduct business today. Thanx *suthrnlyts* dual citizenship status? LMAO! Nope. 100% Made In The U.S.A.

Resolved Question: do you think that people that hate the police are like the ones in this story.?

When Illinois man broke into an apartment to steal a plastic jug filled with about $400 in change, he apparently had in mind buying drugs and returning to a motel to get high. His plan might have worked, except for one small problem: he left his identification card at the apartment. Police said Robert Alan Fry, of Rock Island, Illinois, used his Department of Corrections ID card to jimmy the lock of the apartment, and left it at the scene of the crime. He was arrested the following day at a motel. Fry was charged with burglary, possession of drug paraphernalia and interference with an investigation. Fry, 43, previously served two years and three months of a 10-year sentence for burglary and was released from prison in January One Pill A Day i guess from what you have stated that encludes you too. LOL !!

Resolved Question: how can i convince my mom to let me go to texas?

okay so i live in illinois and i graduated high school early, and will be walking on may 23. and i wanted to leave to texas the 24 for my graduation present. and i cant go this summer because i have summer school for college and i work 2 jobs. so what can i tell her to convince her to let me go alone to texas? id be taking a plane there and back and staying in a motel. but she'd have to pay for it. what i have so far.. im 18 years old im mature working and in college in the summer so i cant go then. i want to pay her back slowly when i get money. and idk what else to say to her helppp pleaseeee hurrryyy :) thanks

Resolved Question: Does any one have a paper written on one of these court cases ?

So I had to already write one paragraph per court case and its due tomorrow . he assigned it weeks ago . part two of the project is the half i HAVEN'T done . the rest I have. but the paper has to be 3 pages .and the websites you got it from. if your paper isn't 3 papers, then its fine . I can just add more . I don't want any websites where to find papers because my teacher can look it up . I just really need this FAST! because I'm on a crunch for time and this determines if i fail or not thank you :) if you have a paper just tell me here and send it to my email . zoebecrunkk@aim.com and here are all the cases . Bob jones universty v. U.S Brown v. Board of Education Dennis v. U.S Engel v. Vitale Escobedo v. illinois ex parte milligan gibbons v. ogden gideon v. wainwright gregg v. georgia hazelwood school district v. kuhlmeier heart of atl motel, inc v. u.s illinois v. wardlow korematsu v. u.s lemon v. kurtzman mapp v. ohio marbury v . madison mcCulloch v. maryland miranda v. arizona new jersey v. t.l.o new york times v. u.s plessy v. ferguson reno v. condon roe v. wade roth v. u.s sheppard v. maxwell tinker v. des moines school district u.s v. american library association u.s v. eichman wallace v. jaffree

Resolved Question: Road trips and expenses?

I really want to go on a road trip. At least within a week. I'm not sure exactly to where yet. But I live in Aurora, Illinois. Lets say I want to travel to Michigan or Wisconsin. How much would it be? Also, I know I want to stay at a hotel or motel or whatever during it. If I was to go on a road trip would I call them ahead of time and make sure we get there that day to check in and what not. How much do road trips usually cost? What did you do? I am bringing four people hopefully.

Resolved Question: Where can I find the best hotels in Illinois?

I am leaving April 23rd. I need to find the cheapest but best hotel/motel near Gurnee. I don't wanna spend too much on a bad place to stay. I would like to have an indoor pool but i can deal without. I heard the Econo Lodge was not a good place to stay. I also need a place where you can be 18 to get a room. Can someone please help??

Resolved Question: Cheap motels near Anaheim/Orange area?

I'm going to be staying at least from April 22nd to April 26th, possibly longer, although there is a vague possibility of checking out a day or two early if I am offered a place to stay by a relative. I DO NOT CARE if there is a layer of filth on the floor, I'm cuddling rats, and playing whack-a-mole with cockroaches. I do not care if the staff is rude. I do not care if I have to do an Olympic-worthy run through a bevy of hookers and drug dealers to get to my room. I want a bathroom (preferably with a tub), electricity, and a bed. Don't even need a tv, though I'd imagine its pretty standard. I've had pretty dark times in my past, so rest assured that such an environment wouldn't ruin my vacation at all; I'm trying to avoid sleeping in my car, because I think that would. In the past, when I've gone places, I've done internet research on motels and hotels, and always found something cheaper advertised on a sign when I got there . . . I remember once stopping in Illinois and a front desk staff member assuring me I'd find nothing cheaper than his $55 a night. At the next interstate exit, I found one for $24. In my experience the cheapest rooms are unknown motels that don't show up online, so I'm sort of interested in those. It's just me staying and I am a smoker so a smoking room is ok, but I don't smoke inside at home so a nonsmoking room is fine as well. No pets. No need for amenities. Anything within about 15 miles is good; further is also ok if its cheap enough to make up for gas. I plan to go to Disneyland or other touristy places, but the primary function of the trip is meeting long-lost family. I've found a room that is listed as $35 for weekdays and $40 for the weekends; after taxes the four-night stay comes to about $168. I know that's not bad, but I've already taken too many "little luxuries" regarding this trip. I didn't do comparative rates on my rental car at all, so I'm trying to trim the fat. Thanks.

Resolved Question: NEED HELP PLANNING TRAVEL IN THE SUMMER?

IM GOING TO GO TO OKLAHOMA IN THE SUMMER FROM CHICAGO ILLINOIS.. IS THEIR ANY FAST WAYS TO GET THERE? ANY TIPS I SHOULD KNOW? AND WHAT TO AVOID? ALSO CHEAP HOTELS? BY THE WAY IM 17 AND CAN I GET INTO A HOTEL A MOTEL BY MY SELF? ANY HELP WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED AND REWARDED TEN POINTS. SORRY FOR THE CAPS BY THE WAY LOL

Resolved Question: NEED HELP WITH TRAVELING?

IM GOING TO GO TO OKLAHOMA IN THE SUMMER FROM CHICAGO ILLINOIS.. IS THEIR ANY FAST WAYS TO GET THERE? ANY TIPS I SHOULD KNOW? AND WHAT TO AVOID? ALSO CHEAP HOTELS? BY THE WAY IM 17 AND CAN I GET INTO A HOTEL A MOTEL BY MY SELF? ANY HELP WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED AND REWARDED TEN POINTS. SORRY FOR THE CAPS BY THE WAY LOL